March 2012
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So I just got off the phone with my cousin . . .
Her: *Singing* Unbreak My Heart
Me: Why are you singing that song? Gurl cut it out!
Her: Um, so you don't appreciate my tribute to Whitney?
Me: Oooooh . . . too bad that's sung by Toni Braxton! But it's okay you tried.
Her: No it's not shut up! Whitney Houston sings that.
Me: Google it then!
*30 seconds pass*
Her: Oh . . .
Me: OH!
GURL! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TRYING TO CHALLENGE ME ON R&B DIVA KNOWLEDGE!? OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU WEREN'T THINKING! YOU BETTER GET YO MIND RIGHT AND STEP THEM COOKIES UP! SHOOOOOOOO
February 2012
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Why is it the ugly bitches on campus, that ALWAYS...
I’m always think to my self “No” if you’re being looked at it’s NOT because someone wants you, it’s because you’re SO ugly, people have to do a double take when you walk past. Let’s deflate that ego please.
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It's supposed to thunderstorm tomorrow night and I...
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